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Blacksmith, Silversmith, Mark E Smith

The Art Student.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'C'mon get it straight.'

A Good Batch.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Campaign for Plain English

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Torturing the English Language

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"She's been so creative lately."

"Do me next."

First Novels.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

I quilt therefore I am

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Backfire

Cut Price

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."