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'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'

Hammer and Anvil.

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"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Posh Easter Egg

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Luthier

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Home maintenance

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Bob's a tool belt."