Blacksmithing Enthusiast T-Shirts

Hammer and Anvil.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Lego Haircut

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

D.I.Y

How Swordfish Are Born

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whittler's Mother.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

The Sculptor

Posh Easter Egg

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

Luthier

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Nick Offerman

Church Restoration Fund.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Brick and Mortar

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Raw Piano Bar

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

The Salivation army.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'He lost his whistle,'

Museum. Celtic smiths were the first to add iron rims to chariot wheels. They should have called them "ferrous wheels"!

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)