Blacksmithing Gifts

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

'He's a lousy horseshoer and he's ruining your horse's feet,...

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

'Here's a man making a horse. He's nailing the back feet on.'

Hammer and Anvil.

Blacksmith heart

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Posh Easter Egg

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Luthier

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Home maintenance

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Bob's a tool belt."

The famous Walled-off salad.

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"So. Are you a mime, a puppeteer, or a ventriloquist?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.