Metalsmith Mugs

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Hammer and Anvil.

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Knight Supplies

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

Workers rest

Japan-Reconstruction

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

"I told him to trim a couple of inches off the middle and he thought it was a fat remark."

Steel fabricator

'You've got mail!'

"No, let's go with the hook."

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

"Got a big meeting, I"m going to need that tie clasp."

"Forged in fur"