Blackmail Beginner Gifts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'Please enter your pin now.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'There's a gentleman here who's concerned because you haven't responded to not one of his 12 million email spams.'

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Ed Revere, Spam Courier

"I'm totally prepared for this meeting. In fact I spent the entire morning working on my 'it's not my fault' face."

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

Spam.

Spiv

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I know what the 'e' in 'email' stand for...endless."

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Deja Voodoo.

U. S. POST OFFICE, 'Well, that's enough postage, but just barely.'

"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

'These baboons from the local safari park claim they can get us any car part we want for a price.'

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Spam on Mousetrap

Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.

To Unsubscribe....

Spam email is everywhere.

"You haven't answered one of the 180,000 spam emails I sent you. I thought I'd drop by to personally call you rude."

'Bill, bill, letter bomb, credit card offer, bill...'

''You still haven't claimed for the accident you had.' Ha ha, what #@~## accident!!'