Black Comedy Buff Gifts

'Frankendumpty'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

The mob's first moves into the information age.

Backfire

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Beware of the frog"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Old Karate Master

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

Miami Mice

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'