Black Comedy Buff Prints

'Frankendumpty'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

The mob's first moves into the information age.

Backfire

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Bloody hell!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Beware of the frog"

Cat Hecklers

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Old Karate Master

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Miami Mice

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."