Black Humor Enthusiasts Prints

One legged men.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Puss in cement boots"

End the Winter Blues

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'Will you be wanting this?'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Frankendumpty'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

Self Checkout

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

Tom's last day.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Death takes a holiday.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

'I can't make it, I'm dead.'

"So where do you see this relationship going?"

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"