Black Comedy Aficionado Gifts

"That's just one of his little jokes."

'Here's your last meal, Murdock - or, as we like to call it, your 'ciao chow.''

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Skiing.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Dog Walking Services

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.