Bizarre Boaters Gifts

Inflatable Duck Boat

Faster, Georges, faster!

'How's the water skiing?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Boat Launch'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Dentists on Holiday

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Many clowns in rowboat

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Soup on a stick

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fart propelled speedboat.

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

Clear Lake.

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'Not one lousy bite all darn day.'

Emergency Sails.

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

Silhouettes

'Now go back and get those cases of energy drink.'

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'