Bizarre Boaters Pillows

Inflatable Duck Boat

Faster, Georges, faster!

'How's the water skiing?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'Boat Launch'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Dentists on Holiday

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Many clowns in rowboat

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Soup on a stick

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fart propelled speedboat.

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

'Wait a second. Since when did they start making life jackets out of burlap?'

Clear Lake.

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

Emergency Sails.

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

Silhouettes

'Now go back and get those cases of energy drink.'

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

'Not one lousy bite all darn day.'