Fans Of Absurd Inventions Gifts

Soup on a stick

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Tourists and their Pets.

"He was a sea rescue."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Now you can send it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Operation.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

UFO and snowman

Baseball.

Breakfast surreal.

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

The Bonvoy Age...

Magnet at scrapyard

Trapeze artists commuting

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

The Hypnotato,

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

''Tough crowd in tonight!''

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.

A Heated Argument

Elephant Leak