Bittersweet Humorist Gifts

A greeting card stand includes a 'divorce' section.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Barman In Love.

Phoenix

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Gustav Holst

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

Caterpillars in love

Time management office worker

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Medusa's baby picture

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Valentines Day Cats

Valentines

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'Abstract painting.'

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

Kissing Hands

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

"This here is a little number I wrote when I recovered a repressed memory."

A heart flies out during an operation.

"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"

Gossip

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

Heart ailments

I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."

Couple burning romance graffiti