Bittersweet Storytellers Gifts

Couple burning romance graffiti

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Jorge Luis Borges

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

Mime Baby

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'