Bittersweet Storytellers Mugs

Couple burning romance graffiti

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Jorge Luis Borges

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

Mime Baby

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe