Light-hearted Storytellers Mugs

"Mother said she started toward the light but she's so bad with directions that she made a couple wrong turns and had to turn back."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Get crazy once in a while

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Jorge Luis Borges

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."