Family Storytellers Mugs

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

'You think you've got it tough? Let me tell you how it was when I was your age!'

"Grandpa, I'll tell you about social media bullying, if you tell me about the good old boys network."

"When I wed your grandmother it caused quite a scandal. In the fifties one didn't marry a democrat."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

Marthra

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"This is your great-great-great-great-great uncle Pernico. I heard a lot of stories about him. He really wasn't all that great."

"When I was small, my family kicked off the holidays by serving nuts! But then crazy Tia Bertha and Tio Mario moved away."

"Oh, I wanted to be so many things. Of course, being wrinkled was not one of them."

"Well son, it all began when your Mother and I decided to visit the local 'SeaLife Centre'..."

"Feel free to take notes."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

True confessions.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

Children's Party

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."