Family Storytelling Enthusiasts Mugs

'Okay, but do I still come from Poland or what?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

True confessions.

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Children's Party

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'It's a horror-comedy.'