Children's Story Enthusiasts Mugs

The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Jacques et Jille

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

The Book Club

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

The Lawyer of Oz

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'