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The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Pastries and Candy

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Jacques et Jille

How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

A.S.A.P.'s Fables

"What I really want to do is chew up children’s books."

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The Book Club

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"I want a story that won't challenge my worldview ."

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

The Lawyer of Oz

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

Pay attention Mom. You're making the wolf and three little pigs sound the same.