Page-turning Storytellers Gifts

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Home Sweet Home

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

David and Goliath.