Dramatic Storytellers Gifts

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Henrik Ibsen,

Now Playing at the Europlex

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Marilyn's Rushmore

Jorge Luis Borges

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."