Dramatic Storytellers Gifts

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Henrik Ibsen,

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Now Playing at the Europlex

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Jorge Luis Borges

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

Harriet Walter

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."