Stage Storytellers Gifts

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Jorge Luis Borges

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".