Dramatic Interpreters Gifts

Harriet Walter

Dog Nightmares

"To be or not to be."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

Henrik Ibsen,

"Caricatures $20"

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Samuel Beckett

An opera singer

John Galsworthy

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

You don't understand....

Ventriloquism For Beginners

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

Office joker

'Heath. . . Cliff!!!'

'Last night I had a weird dream. It was in old wide screen cinemascope and technicolor and Charleston Heston wasn't in it.'

Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!

"I just had the weirdest dream."

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"