Bravehearted Humorist Gifts

'I get rattled too easily.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Phoenix

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Feel my claw of death!"

Barman In Love.

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Caterpillars in love

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'Our sales have been uneven but our company has heart.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Vacuums!'

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Valentines Day Cats

Valentines

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

Kissing Hands

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'