Bravehearted Humorist Pillows

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Barman In Love.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Phoenix

Daffodil bulbs

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Caterpillars in love

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

'Our sales have been uneven but our company has heart.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Surreal Ale Pub.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

'Vacuums!'

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

Valentines Day Cats

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Valentines

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

I know you can't forget, but you should learn to forgive...

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"Tick, tick, tick..."

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

Kissing Hands

Tunnel of Love - LGBT Friendly.