Birthday Story Collector Gifts

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

Happy Birthday to you.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Doctor in a cake

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Balloon Surprise

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Who's Dead

Birth Cake

Newborn making the V-sign

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"