Birthday Card Collector Gifts

A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.

Birthday Surprise.

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

I made you a card. - 'Your life is slowly ebbing away with each passing year.' - 'Now read the inside!' - ''Perhaps a piece of birthday cake will help to numb the inevitability of your own mortality.'' - 'You made me birthday cake, as well?' - 'Yes!'

"Do you have that old birthday card?"

"I don't think she's this happy to be turning fifty."

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

I love Museum Shops

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Reindeer

Wish you were steer!

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Postcards from Heaven...

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.