Birthday Card Aficionado Gifts

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

The Card Flinger

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Sunrise and Sunset

Balloon Surprise

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Birth Cake

Celebration in operating theatre.

Football party

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

Gaetono Donizetti

"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"