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Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'm here for the hair."

The Card Flinger

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Sunrise and Sunset

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Football party

Birth Cake

Celebration in operating theatre.

Belated Birthday Cards

"Come out, come out wherever you aaarrrre!"

Gaetono Donizetti

"Hey! Are these those trick candles you can't blow out?"

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."