"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."
Birthday Story Collector T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that speak to the birthday story collector’s creative soul. Designed with witty and inspiring messages, these tees make storytelling and celebrating birthdays even more fun.
Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'
'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'
Happy Birthday to you.
Birthday Cakes: From Around the World
Evolution of the Birthday Party.
May all your birthday wishes come true..
'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'
Doctor in a cake
"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."
"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"
'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'
'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'
He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.
"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."
Balloon Surprise
'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'
Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet
"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."
'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."
'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'
"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."
"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"
'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'
''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'
"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"
Football party
Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.
Who's Dead
Birth Cake
Celebration in operating theatre.
Newborn making the V-sign
Birthday Story Collector T-Shirts Collection
Birthday Story Collector Mugs
Love storytelling? Check out our mugs collection, featuring playful designs that celebrate the birthday story collector’s creative spirit.
Birthday Story Collector Pillows
Add charm and comfort with our pillows designed for the storytelling enthusiast—perfect for any cozy space.
Birthday Story Collector Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the art of storytelling—ideal for the birthday story collector's creative corner.