Birth Record Enthusiasts Pillows

"Hurry up love, or I'll have to put you down as one and a half!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Which one's mine?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Islington Angels.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

"That's two days after you were born."

"That is why you never forget your roots."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

'He's not my granddad, he's my father by his third marriage.'

Ingredients: me

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

Music Collector.

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

Mayan 2012

Discovering One's Roots

Candidate Family Proble. I should run for office. It's an easy way to find out about your family tree.

"My tia Carmen is researching our family history. She says we're descended from a long line of adventurers and innovators."

"Tell me again, how when I was born, how you passed out and the doctors left Mommy alone to revive you."

"His DNA analysis results came back. Turns out he's not even Irish."

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

'We've traced you back to the cartoonist who drew you.'