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"Hurry up love, or I'll have to put you down as one and a half!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Which one's mine?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

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"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

Islington Angels.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

"That is why you never forget your roots."

"That's two days after you were born."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

Ingredients: me

Music Collector.

'He's not my granddad, he's my father by his third marriage.'

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

Mayan 2012

"Tell me again, how when I was born, how you passed out and the doctors left Mommy alone to revive you."

Discovering One's Roots

"My tia Carmen is researching our family history. She says we're descended from a long line of adventurers and innovators."

"We've finished compiling each of your family trees."

'Do you, Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

'We've traced you back to the cartoonist who drew you.'