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"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

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"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

"That's two days after you were born."

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"That is why you never forget your roots."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

Most dog-like dog.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

'He's not my granddad, he's my father by his third marriage.'

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

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'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Who's your daddy?, INC. It

Man at desk researching through papers.

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.