Pedigree Enthusiast Pillows

"Seriously? You do not look like a William Arthur Huffington the Third to me! Methink this is a fake pedigree..."

Several generations live together in Cuba

Family DNA

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"That is why you never forget your roots."

"That's two days after you were born."

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'My husband's ancestors did come over on the Mayflower. The scraped them off the bottom of the boat.'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Dad, are you absolutely sure I'm not adopted?"

Most dog-like dog.

'He's not my granddad, he's my father by his third marriage.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Thank you for coming with me. This is a sacred family tradition."

Man at desk researching through papers.

Billy listened spell-bound as his grandfather told him magical tales about the adventures of his ancestors.

'Meet my significant other.'