Birth Of Libra Gifts

Libra/scales

Madonna of the Pukes.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

In the club.

"Is there a problem officer?"

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

Moms gone wild

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

"So, what was the first word uttered?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'More syrup anyone?'

"Junior learned his first word today"

"I think this end is loaded."