Birthday Reveler Gifts

'You put it on your hips and wear it just like any other kind of birthday cake.'

'You're supposed to blow them out.'

Christmas Tree

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Happy Birthday to you.

Santa does a keg stand.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Big Bang Theory.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Doctor in a cake

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

The New Year's Dance

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Balloon Surprise

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.