Birthday Reveler Prints

'You're supposed to blow them out.'

Christmas Tree

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Happy Birthday to you.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Doctor in a cake

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

The New Year's Dance

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Birth Cake

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.