Festive Reveler Prints

'This is my designated driver in case I drink some eggnog.'

'Hello young man, my name is Charles Darwin' ... 'Whose bright idea was it to let Richard Dawkins be Santa?'

'No dear, I don't think you can be 'first footer'. I don't think you can even find your feet.'

Dogs play the double bass

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Carol!"

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Three Wise Men

Festive Alcofrolics

Santa's Little Helpers

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"That's a good height for social distancing."

"It's been a lousy holiday. I'm down to two hos!"

"I'd look forward to the company Christmas Party a lot more if I wasn't self-employed."

Christmas drinker

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Santa Claus and Old Mother Goose

Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling Yoo hoo!

'Are you boys being naughty?'

'...aaahhh... to be sore, to be sore.' (Our Irishman has a slight hangover headache.)

Festive Alcofrolics

Ding Dong Merrily on Me!

'...Rusty was having a "bad hare" day.'

Christmas Fatigue.

The Fourth Day of Christmas

'Deliveries will be a little later than usual this year...'

The Arrival of 2012

Peace and Goodwill to all men.

The New Year's Dance

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'