Birth Of Libra Pillows

Libra/scales

Madonna of the Pukes.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Still won't talk. We've tried everything aside from sodium pentothal."

In the club.

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

Moms gone wild

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'Well, he certainly has his Father's vocabulary.'

"So, what was the first word uttered?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"I think this end is loaded."

"They think I don't have a clue."