Birdwatching Jokers Gifts

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Do you recognise the individual who stole your chips on the pier?"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

I think it's time he left home.'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

New York Scatological Society

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

A couple of birds out on the town.

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"He's a bird-dog."

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

'Why can't I ever lead?'

Artist Hazards

Two ducks in restaurant, one without a beak, "Can I get my bill, please?"

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

CEO and COO.

Self examination.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

Frank & Ernest's Animals You Seldom See the "Vowl". Aeioooou.