Birdhouse Landlord Gifts

Bird House for Rent.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Woodpecker House

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Birdhouse Garage

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Birdhouse Apartments

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.