Birdhouse Landlord Pillows

Bird House for Rent.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

Estate Agents.

Woodpecker House

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Birdhouse Apartments

'She lithpth!'

Birdhouse Garage

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.