Birdhouse Baron Gifts

'Sorry, but I have to evict you! I just sold your birdhouse for $ 100.000!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Fishing for Birds

'Now what?'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"We're a hedge fund, Mr Marney, so I'm putting your allocation at 30% stocks, 30% bonds, and 40% bushes."

Hot Towel Web Service

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Woodpecker House

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Birdhouse Apartments

Birdhouse Garage

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.