Birdhouse Headwear Enthusiast Gifts

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Joys of D.I.Y.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Hats

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Woodpecker House

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

Estate Agents.

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Lady feeding birds from her car.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

Birdhouse Apartments

Birdhouse Garage

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.