Bird Bonkers Pillows

'Out there in the snow and rain, with all those cats? Are you kidding?'

Ornithologist

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Various Birds of Pray.

"Well, that backfired."

"Get a life!"

"Who's a pretty boy?"

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Bates Motel Birdhouse

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

'I know it's only six o'clock. That's what you get for sending me to bed so early!'

'Always looking in the wrong place phobia.'

"This cold is for the birds!"

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"

'....Regurgitated leftovers again?!'