Bird Nerd Pillows

Bates Motel Birdhouse

'....Regurgitated leftovers again?!'

"Get a life!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"We spotted a ruffled grouse, a fan-tailed warbler, and a pair of non-military drones."

'I just love coming to the park and watching the birds.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"The glasses? Don't worry, they're just reading glasses, I can still hunt effectively: let's go..."

Gagglebox

"This cold is for the birds!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Knight feeding his kids.

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K