Bird Nerd Gifts

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Bates Motel Birdhouse

'....Regurgitated leftovers again?!'

Stop picking through them, dear - There aren't any M&M's.

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

"Get a life!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"We spotted a ruffled grouse, a fan-tailed warbler, and a pair of non-military drones."

'I just love coming to the park and watching the birds.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"The glasses? Don't worry, they're just reading glasses, I can still hunt effectively: let's go..."

Gagglebox

"This cold is for the birds!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'You know too much!'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Knight feeding his kids.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

Pigeon Little