Bird Bonkers Gifts

'Out there in the snow and rain, with all those cats? Are you kidding?'

Ornithologist

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Take me to your feeder,'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'You are pigeon toed.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Well, that backfired."

Various Birds of Pray.

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Get a life!"

'Psst...e=mc?.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Bates Motel Birdhouse

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

"This cold is for the birds!"

'I know it's only six o'clock. That's what you get for sending me to bed so early!'

'Always looking in the wrong place phobia.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

Look! A white-breasted nuthatch. There's a red-headed woodpecker. And a black-capped chickadee. Quiet! What's she see? A white-breasted black-capped redhead. Shh! Don't disturb his habitat!

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

"Aren't you aware that 97% of communication is non verbal?"