Bird Bath Theologian Gifts

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

Water power.

Priest with Christian symbol

"OMG!"

"Not now!"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

How to recover from a bad day

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

'Superman does too take baths!'

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'

Where Earl Gets His Ideas

Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other.

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

Bird Bath.

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

"I heard the virus can be destroyed by alcohol and soap and water."

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"I can hear you, can you hear me?"

birdbath

"This is our delux model."

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"