Biologist Banter Gifts

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Sperm Whale.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.