Biologist Banter Gifts

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."